he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
