Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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