I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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