Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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