So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize
