She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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