Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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