I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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