im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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