just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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