I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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