It's Friday. Sex?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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