I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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