i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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