Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
love makes seman taste better
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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