fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
someone get that fucking seahorse.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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