White coat. Heels.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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