Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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