i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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