i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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