I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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