Kareoke will never be a sober sport
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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