i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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