I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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