Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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