You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
where does the pee come out of this thing
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
we're so committed to being not committed
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