my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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