so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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