Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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