he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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