i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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