She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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