I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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