It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
do herpes really smell.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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