I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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