is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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