Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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