Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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