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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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