his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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