I don't usually arrange sex via text message
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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