508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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