I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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