i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Randomize
