he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
