What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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