How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
