I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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