As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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