Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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