I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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