did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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