If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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