If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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