That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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